Mockey- Hy everbody! Ye wana coma inserd mer clob herse?
Everyone besides Mockey and crowd- Yeah!!!
Mockey- Wel arit!!!
Pause for a sec
Mockey- Wops! I almosta forgota!!! Toa seea mya clob hose, you musta saya te magica wordos!
Pause
Mockey- Meeska, Moska, mockey mouse!
Pause again
Mockey- Moska hey moska high, moska ho, Moska set moska ready, here we go!
Mockey- Oh toodles!!! Letsa get to ita! Show us te tools soa wea can doa ita!
Mockey- Meeska, moska, mockey mouse!!!!
Mockey- Moska tools! Moska tools! Moska tools!!!
Gooby-Ahuk Ahuk Mockey you need to seea orthodontist ur teetha looka like relrod tracks.
Mockey- K
Prudo- Mockey here, read this novel about teeeeeth.
Gooby- No mockey!! You musat go toa the endoskeleton doctor cuz ur bones look like relrod tracks.
Prudo-But Mockey is claustrophobic
Dolan-Look at le computer- It hasa good stuffa about doctors.
Gooby- Dolan speak troof.
Prudo-Mai uncle Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior, leaves in Europe and does treatment. Buta be careful he is a germaphobe.
Mockey-K
Gooby-K
Dolan-K
*WE ALL TRAVEL TO EUROPE IN THE CORPSE OF A FLIGHTLESS ALBINO RAT.*
Prudo-dat rat corpse hada nicea vest.
Mockey-K
Dolan-Ohhhh mi
Gooby- Gooby never geta chrismas gift.
Prudo- Prudo no get gift eafer.
WE NEED ONE VOLUNTEER
Bumba Claus- Am Bumba
Gooby- I wanta bike fora christmeesa plz.
Bumba Claus- Me nuh have dat.
Mockey-K
Prudo-I want a stick of dynamite.
Bumba Claus-Mi Nuh Have dat0
Dolan-I want a liberty from the clobhouse
Mockey- No
Prudo We need to go to mai uncle now.
10 MIN LATER
Prudo- K were here
Gooby- Wheres your uncle Prudo
Dolan-i dont kno
Prudo- He died 10,143,194,100 years ago.
Mockey- WHAT
Prudo-Yus
Gooby- Ye
Mockey- we cana goa see my uncle pedro whoa lives ina the ocean
Gooby- No mockey!
Prudo-No he put megaphone in my ear.
Gooby- U deserved it
Dolan- no u deserve it gooby
Prudo- .Y u look like amphibian. You look like mountain chicken
Dolan- you smell like mountain chicken gooby.
Gooby- Gooby lika the mountain chickin nom nom.
Mockey- No Gooby
Gooby- Its only good when I say it Mockey
Dolan- gooby plz
Prudo-Gooby you need to take your vitamins
Mockey- Gooby look like Aye- Aye and you eat fossa
Dolan-Stahp fighting
Gooby- Mockey u look like punctured, deranged mose dat got ren ever by bus.
Prudo- Lets go to uncle Pedro
Dolan- gooby plz
10,456,123 years later
Prudo- We made it
Uncle Pedro- Ok what the problem
Mockey-My teeth look like relrod trecks
Uncle Pedro-Magnificent, let me verify your appointment
Gooby-What appointment
Uncle Pedro-U need appointment in advance
Prudo-Uncle Pedro Plz
Uncle pedro-No
Mockey-K
Gooby-K
Dolan-K gooby plz
Prudo-K
Gooby-We need to go to mai mothers sisters dogs cousins rats brothers uncles house.
Prudo-K
Dolan-Mockey use ur DSR Fiddy Scope to find teh person
Mockey- I see him
Gooby- Mockey you are not pro astronomist.
Mockey-Am too
Gooby-K
1,000,000,000,000,000 Years later
Gooby- Were here. hai onkel ebora ret
Onkel Ebora Ret-Herro Gooby
Prudo-Gooby said you're a pyrotechnic.
Onkel Ebora Ret-Yus let me see Mockey
Operation Time
Onkel Ebora Ret- Ok Mockey You ready?
Mockey- yupy
Mockey-Ok doc
Onkel Ebora Ret-Ok open wide
Mockey K
Onkel Ebora Ret- I’m gonna weigh ur tounge
Mockey-Why
Onkel Ebora Ret-Cuz now it weighs 10 pounds
Mockey- OH NOOOO
Dolan-Wha Happen
Onkel Ebora Ret- Mockey has no teef
Dolan-Oh
Mockey *Crying* Plz doctor savea mea
Onkel Ebora Ret-Ok but it will include moderate pain, I need to inject you with a pure dose of devastation.
Mockey-Anything Doctor just let me see one thing. My local friend. Bumba Claus.
Dolan-He’s in his cardboard dormitory with Optimus Prime
Gooby- Nu nu nu nu nu ahyuk ahyuk
Prudo-Thus is a paradox. I feel deja vu
Dolan-WE MUST MIGRATE
Onkel Ebora Ret-Mockey these will be your temporary teeth for now.
Mockey- K
Dolan-We need to get Bumba Claus Nao
Gooby-K
THE GANG FINDS BUMBA CLAUS AND RETURNS TO THE CLUBHOUSE
Gooby-Wow we finally are back at the the old junction
Dolan-yep feels good
Mockey- Hey gang, lets erupt the roof and do the hot doge dance!
OHH BOY
THE ENDDDDD
you wanna know whats funny about this. i was the first to find out about mokey and my so called "friends" made a fan fiction and left me out, this bummed the fuck out of me because most people in my life leave me out.... like you had my snap, number, fucking social media and you left me out even though i was your "friend". but they all were dicks anyway, one turned into a thug, and the other two are just doing there own thing and they do talk to each other anymore. no one will see this but i also admit i stole this..... but it was a dumb 6 or 7th grade project and they don't really care. i assume most of you have experiences like this.
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